The BSB is proud to organize this year's Royal Rumble Tailgate. We will have speakers and such for music (most likely awesome entrance themes) and will supply (very) limited (low-quality) beer, so feel free to bring extra. Full details can be seen below. If you have questions or would like to bring something, let us know: email@example.com.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for you or anyone else's actions. You are liable for any lost, stolen or damaged property. Come have fun, but be safe and don't do anything stupid. (RKOs permitted if both parties consent).
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!