1. Peyton Manning DEN WSH
2. Drew Brees NO BUF
3. Aaron Rodgers GB MIN
4. Robert Griffin III WSH DEN
5. Matthew Stafford DET DAL
6. Cam Newton CAR TB
7. Tony Romo DAL DET
8. Russell Wilson SEA STL
9. Matt Ryan ATL ARZ
10. Colin Kaepernick SF JAX
11. Mike Vick PHI NYG
12. Andy Dalton CIN NYJ -Good God, I had Foles here last week. I'm sorry, Philly.
RB Opp.
1. Jamaal Charles KC CLE
2. Marshawn Lynch SEA STL
3. LeSean McCoy PHI NYG
3. Frank Gore SF JAX
5. Knowshon Moreno DEN WSH
6. Adrian Peterson MIN GB
7. Eddy Lacy GB MIN
8. Reggie Bush DET DAL
9. Alfred Morris WSH DEN
10. Le'Veon Bell PIT OAK
11. Fred Jackson BUF NO
12. Stevan Ridley NE MIA
WR Opp.
1. Dez Bryant DAL DET
2. Calvin Johnson DET DAL
3. A.J. Green CIN NYJ
4. Demaryius Thomas DEN WSH
5. Jordy Nelson GB MIN
6. Wes Welker DEN WSH
7. Vincent Jackson TB CAR
8. DeSean Jackson PHI NYG
9. Eric Decker DEN WSH
10. Victor Cruz NYG PHI
11. Pierre Garcon WSH DEN
12. Antonio Brown PIT OAK
13. Steve Smith CAR TB
14. Larry Fitzgerald ARZ ATL
15. Marques Colston NO BUF
16. Josh Gordon CLE KC
17. Anquan Boldin SF JAX
18. Justin Blackmon JAX SF
19. Jarret Boykin GB MIN
20. Terrence Williams DAL DET
TE Opp.
1. Jimmy Graham NO BUF
2. Rob Gronkowski NE MIA
3. Julius Thomas DEN WSH
3. Vernon Davis SF JAX
5. Tony Gonzalez ATL ARZ
6. Jordan Cameron CLE KC
7. Jason Witten DAL DET
8. Heath Miller PIT OAK
9. Jordan Reed WSH DEN
10. Greg Olsen CAR TB
D/ST Opp.
1. San Francisco 49ers JAX
2. Seattle Seahawks STL -Of course Bradford goes down 1 week before MNF.
3. Kansas City Chiefs CLE -Can Jason Campbell put up numbers for the Browns? ...no.
4. Carolina Panthers TB -Coming on strong.
5. Cincinnati Bengals NYJ
6. New Orleans Saints BUF
7. Green Bay Packers MIN
8. New England Patriots MIA
9. Philadelphia Eagles NYG
10. Pittsburgh Steelers OAK
11. Oakland Raiders PIT
12. Arizona Cardinals ATL
Kicker
5. Greg Zeurlein STL
-8 weeks in and I finally had to do it. With Kellen Clemons at the helm, I don't see the Rams even getting into Zeurlein's FG range (which is roughly anywhere past the 50 yard line). It was a good run. Use your imagination to fill in 1-4. It'll be fun for you! Like a choose your own adventure Goosebumps book.
*For the record, I'm basing these off a 0.5 PPR format. Feel free to sound off in the comments about how awesome and/or moronic these are. Good luck in Week 5.
By: Ben Lebo (Updated: Oct. 23, 2013)
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