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PATCO Ponderings: Issue 10

8/30/2013

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"The Mid-Life Crisis"

This character tends to be one of the funnier people you see on the mass transit system. Yes, The Mid-Life Crisis seems to still be clinging to youth in any way they know how. The problem is, they typically stand out like a sore thumb in the process.
You'll see The Mid-Life Crisis with all the latest iPhones and iPads, which wouldn't make them stand out at all, but then you notice they have a frosted tip hairdo. Seriously, I saw a 50-ish man with frosted tips on the train a few weeks ago. You think to yourself, "man I haven't seen frosted tips since the late 90's to early 2000's." You wonder what their barber/hairdresser must've done when asked for such a dated request.

Yes this person will wear will the clothes the hip, young kids are wearing these days, or at least try to. Typically the just end up looking like a Jersey Shore cast reject with their terrible attempt to look young, but you almost feel bad for them.

You just know The Mid-Life Crisis is hopping off this train and getting into a red convertible, because that's what people in that phase of their life tend to buy. To that I say, get in your convertible, but please do us all a favor and either drive it to the mall to buy some age appropriate clothes or gun it to 88 and head Back to the Future.
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