"The Mid-Life Crisis"
This character tends to be one of the funnier people you see on the mass transit system. Yes, The Mid-Life Crisis seems to still be clinging to youth in any way they know how. The problem is, they typically stand out like a sore thumb in the process.
This character tends to be one of the funnier people you see on the mass transit system. Yes, The Mid-Life Crisis seems to still be clinging to youth in any way they know how. The problem is, they typically stand out like a sore thumb in the process.
You'll see The Mid-Life Crisis with all the latest iPhones and iPads, which wouldn't make them stand out at all, but then you notice they have a frosted tip hairdo. Seriously, I saw a 50-ish man with frosted tips on the train a few weeks ago. You think to yourself, "man I haven't seen frosted tips since the late 90's to early 2000's." You wonder what their barber/hairdresser must've done when asked for such a dated request.
Yes this person will wear will the clothes the hip, young kids are wearing these days, or at least try to. Typically the just end up looking like a Jersey Shore cast reject with their terrible attempt to look young, but you almost feel bad for them.
You just know The Mid-Life Crisis is hopping off this train and getting into a red convertible, because that's what people in that phase of their life tend to buy. To that I say, get in your convertible, but please do us all a favor and either drive it to the mall to buy some age appropriate clothes or gun it to 88 and head Back to the Future.
Yes this person will wear will the clothes the hip, young kids are wearing these days, or at least try to. Typically the just end up looking like a Jersey Shore cast reject with their terrible attempt to look young, but you almost feel bad for them.
You just know The Mid-Life Crisis is hopping off this train and getting into a red convertible, because that's what people in that phase of their life tend to buy. To that I say, get in your convertible, but please do us all a favor and either drive it to the mall to buy some age appropriate clothes or gun it to 88 and head Back to the Future.
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