Today we evaluate one of the more talented and impressive mass transit passengers, The Makeup Artist. Obvious based on their name, this passenger utilizes their morning commute to "put on their face."
Not only is this a good way to pass the time, it's intelligent in my opinion, as I have to assume it allows them twenty minutes more to sleep in. As a huge proponent of more sleep, that's just top notch in my book.
If this does allow this passenger to sleep in a few more minutes each day then they're outwitting us all. I wish I could find something in my morning routine to move to the train ride in order to sleep more.
Yes guys, Be forewarned, you will look slightly creepy as you stare in awe of this feat. Expecting to have The Makeup Artist turn around looking like Heath Ledger from The Dark Knight, you're baffled when they face you. No, they don't look like an evil clown at all. Somehow, through all the shaking of the train and distractions surrounding them, this passenger flawlessly applied their makeup. It's quite impressive, at least to me.
So here's to you The Makeup Artist. You're more talented and courageous than any passenger I know.