News broke today that Tony Romo will likely not be suiting up for the Cowboys' game vs the Eagles on Sunday, thus weakening the Eagles' chances of winning next weekend. Kyle Orton will be starting instead in Romo's place. When Tony Romo starts against you, its basically starting the game off with a 7-0 lead. The Eagles will have to start the game against the Cowboys with a score of basically 0-0, the first time they've had to start with the same score as their opponent since week 16.
There's no doubt in anyone's mind that Tony Romo has made a big impact in the NFL since his first start in 2006. The doubt begins when you question whether that impact was positive or not. We at the BSB are a very objective group of people, so we delved into the numbers to let the people know who the real Tony Romo is.
4: The number of letters in Tony Romo's first AND last name. If you have the same amount of letters in your first and last name, odds are you'll never be successful. Just look at BSB writer Daniel Goggin. He's an atrocious writer who's jokes are so bad that not even his mother will lie to him and tell him they're decent.
15: games he's played in/ had a chance to throw an interception in. No doubt about it, the dude loves throwing picks. The more important the scenario, the better. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but Tony Romo can do both and throw a back breaking pick at the same time.
1: playoff miscue. Who can forget one of the most unintentionally hilarious moments in Cowboy history. Apparently Cowboys fans can because they've more than made up for it in the playoffs since. Wait, what? they've only played in 3 playoff games since that 2006 blunder? Their record you ask? 1-2. In those 3 games, Romo has thrown for 3 touchdowns, 2 interceptions and has fumbled twice. If that doesn't scream elite, then probably anything else will.
108,000,000: the amount of money owed to Mr. Romo by the Cowboys. I'm not exactly sure how Jerry Jones rose to be the prominent man he is today, but I bet it was the complete opposite of the decision made to resign Tony Romo to this lucrative deal, $55,000,000 of which is guaranteed.
9: his jersey number. Not really much science behind this, just a keen observation by me.
214, 469, and 972: area codes for free agents to stay away from if they ever want a shot at a Super Bowl title
There you have it. I slaved over a hot calculator to find these numbers, which prove that the Cowboys' chances to win next week actually improved with the loss of Tony Romo. The numbers never lie, and these numbers suck for Romo.
And with all that said, GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Dan Goggin
4: The number of letters in Tony Romo's first AND last name. If you have the same amount of letters in your first and last name, odds are you'll never be successful. Just look at BSB writer Daniel Goggin. He's an atrocious writer who's jokes are so bad that not even his mother will lie to him and tell him they're decent.
15: games he's played in/ had a chance to throw an interception in. No doubt about it, the dude loves throwing picks. The more important the scenario, the better. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but Tony Romo can do both and throw a back breaking pick at the same time.
1: playoff miscue. Who can forget one of the most unintentionally hilarious moments in Cowboy history. Apparently Cowboys fans can because they've more than made up for it in the playoffs since. Wait, what? they've only played in 3 playoff games since that 2006 blunder? Their record you ask? 1-2. In those 3 games, Romo has thrown for 3 touchdowns, 2 interceptions and has fumbled twice. If that doesn't scream elite, then probably anything else will.
108,000,000: the amount of money owed to Mr. Romo by the Cowboys. I'm not exactly sure how Jerry Jones rose to be the prominent man he is today, but I bet it was the complete opposite of the decision made to resign Tony Romo to this lucrative deal, $55,000,000 of which is guaranteed.
9: his jersey number. Not really much science behind this, just a keen observation by me.
214, 469, and 972: area codes for free agents to stay away from if they ever want a shot at a Super Bowl title
There you have it. I slaved over a hot calculator to find these numbers, which prove that the Cowboys' chances to win next week actually improved with the loss of Tony Romo. The numbers never lie, and these numbers suck for Romo.
And with all that said, GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Dan Goggin
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