
"The Shady Passenger"
On the mass transit system shady people are a dime a dozen. I mean hell, I'm sure plenty of other passengers think I look a bit shifty (mainly because I'm typing this segment on my phone on the train and trying to be secretive). But I'm not talking about your average shady person here, I'm talking about the cream of the crop, The Shady Passenger.
On the mass transit system shady people are a dime a dozen. I mean hell, I'm sure plenty of other passengers think I look a bit shifty (mainly because I'm typing this segment on my phone on the train and trying to be secretive). But I'm not talking about your average shady person here, I'm talking about the cream of the crop, The Shady Passenger.
This passenger stands out above all the rest. Everything about them just makes them seem like they are plotting something. Their mannerisms simply scream "look at me, I'm up to something." They may be talking to themselves, or shifting their eyes back and forth to give that classic shady appearance. You kind of worry about this person and whether you're safe, but odds are, they aren't up to anything at all. They're most likely just different from you. Nothing wrong with that. Sure they may be on something, but that's none of your business. Hell, they probably think you're the shadiest person on the train in your business casual clothes and fancy briefcase.
So to The Shady Passenger, keep being yourself. Remember, different strokes for different folks.
So to The Shady Passenger, keep being yourself. Remember, different strokes for different folks.