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PATCO Ponderings: Issue 14

9/9/2013

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"The Brown-Bagging Business Man"

Today is an ode to the passenger who would definitely be out in full force if tonight's Eagles game were at home. The Brown-Bagging Business Man is an interesting creature. They can't wait to get home to get home to have that first drink, no they need it now. You assume they have a hard job that drives them to drinking on the public transportation system. You wonder why this person didn't just stop at a bar on the way to the station for their happy hour drink.

In a comical turn of events, this person always seems to be wearing an extremely nice suit, leading you to believe they're highly paid, but then you notice they're drinking Nati or Keystone and suddenly your preconceived notion of their wealth has flown out of the train. I mean, seriously, you'd think they could spring for a nicer beer, at least I would. You pray this person lives within walking distance of their stop, as you fear for everyone's safety if they get behind the wheel. On the bright side, they must at least be a functioning alcoholic if they're able to hold down a steady job, right?

While The Brown-Bagging Business Man is comical to watch, you feel somewhat bad that it brings you entertainment. So to all The Brown-Bagging Business Men/Women out there, I urge you, remember to drink responsibly and never drink and drive.
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