Broad Street Beat
  • Home
  • Flyers
  • Eagles
  • Sixers
  • City 6 Basketball
  • Phillies
  • Fantasy
  • Miscellaneous
  • Dunkin Tracker
  • About Us
  • South Beach Beat
  • Broad Street Worldwide
  • Restroom Review

PATCO Ponderings: Issue 23

10/8/2013

0 Comments

 
Picture
Ben v. The Lady Who Told Him to Turn Down His Music

All rise for the Honorable Judge (insert your name here). You may sit.

Today's PATCO Ponderings will look into the court case of Ben v. The Lady Who Told Him to Turn His Music Down (henceforth known as "Lady").

So let's kick off this case, Ben you're up.

Ben: "So I'm minding my own business on my way home from work when Lady suddenly confronts me demanding I lower the volume of my music. It's not like I was using speakers, I had headphones in. In addition, they were headphones marketed specifically as ones which kept the noise from being audible to those around you. Lady chose to sit next to me on the train, it was not crowded, she had many options." Ok Lady, you're up.

Lady: "I simply entered the train after work and sat down in an available seat. I heard Ben's music and asked that it be turned down. As a paying customer I feel entitled to a relatively quiet commute after a long day of work."

Ok closing argument time.

Ben: "Your Honor, I did not sit on the "quiet car." I did not ask Lady to sit next to me. The music was not that loud, certainly not louder than the noise of the train. Also, it was PHISH, come on."

Lady: "No further comment."

Ok, you're up. You play role of Judge, jury and executioner. Let us know, is Lady guilty of Jackassery for telling Ben to turn his music down, or is Ben the guilty party?
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Archives

    September 2015
    July 2015
    March 2015
    January 2015
    November 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013

    Categories

    All
    Ben
    Dan
    Kyle
    Misc
    Nba
    Ncaa
    Nfl
    Soul
    Steve

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.